Our favorite four posts about life in science, not the literature.

Four posts, zero papers, one sink full of dishes.

By Doctor Conejo (@doctorconejo) · Threads

My take: A decade of sterile technique and I still spend more time at the sink than at the bench. Glassware is the only collaborator that demands daily attention and never takes authorship.

By Alexander Harms (@aharms485.bsky.social) · Bluesky

My take: His lab throws a yearly party for the experiment that went wrong a decade ago. Every lab has one of those experiments; most of us just call it Tuesday and never speak of it again.

By Kim Cooper (@ucsdcooperlab.bsky.social) · Bluesky

My take: I have written that review. Mine had paragraphs, but the paragraphs were just this sentence wearing a coat, stretched over two pages so the editor would not notice.

By Stacey Ogden (@labogden.bsky.social) · Bluesky

My take: Most labs fake the Halloween post with a pumpkin by the centrifuge. This one just pointed the confocal at a lung in orange and yellow and called it a brew, and the microscope did the rest.

That’s the four. See you tomorrow morning.

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